I’m 96% sure that Not Big was written about me. She was also quite amusing between songs which made me get a little bit hard.  

There were some funny charvers in there - strange mix. Child charver and then 2 middle aged ones. They were battered and dancing by jumping on the spot and doing chicken things with their arms - they weren't taking the piss either - they meant it. Like it was good. I managed to snap a couple of pictures but had to use Ally to avoid being kicked in.

The only downside to the evening was that I had the best plan I have ever had and I fucked it up by forgetting the critical piece of it at home. I was gutted because it would have gone down a treat and would have raised a few chuckles as she was up for some banter. The plan involved these:

And me throwing them into her face. I’m fairly certain this would have seen me invited back stage for either sex or a kicking.

I had a very good night, good little dance, no hangover the next day and a Chinese on the way home. Lovely. I tried to score it 9/10 but Ally said 7. I compromised to an 8. Not that I see why I should really.

I will definitely go back and see her again. She needs some more tunes but then again I liked her covers. A lot.

This warning was put up 8/9 years ago when my friend Woody leapt from the bottom step and smashed the top of his head open - it needed metal staples in his head...Memories	Small child - I like seeing kids at gigs and if I ever father children I shall take them to them.
Lily Allen	Lily Allen
Moi	et Ally