Last night when myself, Dan & Lorna were sitting in the Big Mussel talking and drinking Dan mentioned he had an ideal woman. I wondered who it was and when he said "Sarah Beeny" I nearly fell off my chair because she is one of the two women I'd like  to stalk if I could be bothered. I never knew anyone else felt the same - least of all one of my oldest friends. What a delightful turn of events the evening took.

She's mint - not just because of her ginormous mahumbas. Dan decided it's probably the whole package - the voice, the looks, the confidence. I don't know. Anyway I don't love her as much as Dan. Poor Lorna - there she was thinking Dan had eyes only for her but he didn't.  Lorna tried to get into the act and talked about someone from Emmerdale or Corrie or something but I forget who.

I couldn't set up a shrine without Sian Williams on though. Tragically she is currently on maternity leave from the BBC breakfast news so I don't get to wake up to her every morning like the good old days. There's not much to say about Sian except that she is mint as well. Whilst looking for some decent pictures of her I found some good news - she puts it about, hence up the duff to her married lover.

Update 28/10/06 - I received some wonderful yet terrible news this morning. Sarah Beeny was on Soccer AM this morning. First Dan texted me to tell me. Sadly there was nothing I could do about it as I stopped my SKY Sports subscription a few months back - I'll be honest I did think about phoning up and getting it re-connected but thought better. I would normally have gone to the gym but today I couldn't do any exercise as I need to rest my legs for tomorrow. Oh dear. As I got over it Pip MSNed me to tell me she was on. Great. So today was a bittersweet day in my existence.

Lovely, lovely Beeny.
The lovely Sian as I see her in the morning.	Here she experimented with a new hair do. Did I like it? A little bit because it made her look a bit more slutty. I think you'll agree all that's missing is a lovely home-made pearl necklace to set the diamond earrings off.